Studio 575

Not The Best, But There's a Google Bomb Afoot

2005-03-25T19:35:00.000-06:00

Oklahoma Baptist University

Critical Thinking...
we don't so much do that now.
God Bless OBU.

One For The Team...

2005-03-15T23:54:00.000-06:00

Hey, Google, It's the
The Jerusalem Prayer Team!
Not the one you think.

fancy day with legislators

2004-11-18T22:04:00.000-06:00

Newly elected
Handing out their business cards
Campaign pic with wife

Disgraced OK rep -
Out of office (and prison)
Money taken, runs

News Channel 4 piece
Pile of singles dumped from tote
Greenback stack of shame

Mourn a Loss and Comment in Haiku

2004-11-15T20:07:00.000-06:00

Old Dirty Bastard,
once named Big Baby Jesus,
gone. And Wu Tang weeps.

ODB has passed,
once named Dirt McGirt.
What must his teeth be worth?

To My Princpal, Seen On The Interstate Scarfing Fries

2004-11-04T19:04:00.000-06:00

First my principal lays bare her fears, then Beth sees her on the highway shoving fries in her piehole (fryhole?), then Nancy writes not just Haiku, but a suite of them...

Size six I now am

Tomorrow a size fourteen

French fries on the sly.

High school principal

Much stress from students, teachers

French fries on the sly.

French fries on the sly

Much stress from students, teachers

Too fat for my clothes.

If It's Training, It Must Be Haiku!

2004-10-26T19:56:00.000-05:00

...or YMCA without Village People

I'm still Jennifer
no matter how many times
I circle round room

Peppy Y people
handshaking is religion
ice breakers...good lord

Finger fencing key
play the defense until you
jump in his weak spot

Thats not grape candy
deceptive dark table candy
I make vomit face

I have a fan club
Dallas grrls write "Jen is cool!"
Aim high, grrls, higher.

Haiku on the palm
they say "Hey, that's pretty neat!"
...so nothing's private.

I train much better
with Starbuck's and a thick robe.
I love you, Westin.

Can you hear COPPA
and NOT think of Manilow?
Wow. "They fell in love".

The arctic Westin
frigid meetings, cozy rooms.
I miss the bathrobe!

The capri season
has rudely come to an end
and no pants fit me.

Gap clothed Y trainers
all sound like Fargo to me
I sound like Hee Haw!

Mighty Med-ya Mike
Walks hunched up to the laptop
dang wireless hookup!

He's Spencer Bonnie
Peppiest trainer around,
Spencer IS Bonnie.

Holiday With A Monkey

2004-10-23T22:20:00.000-05:00

Halloween Costume?
What is a monkey to wear!?
This link shall tell you.

time to manage posting!

2004-10-06T22:01:00.000-05:00

From a time management seminar I had to attend last week. Run by a guy named Frank. Yeah. Suddenly, the haiku, it was a-flowin'...

Time management talk

60 steps to better work

Use "buddy system!"

Garfunkel afro:

"Help me into history!"

"Looking for converts."

Fake sand-colored tan,

Matching sand-colored hair -

California Frank.

His teal green dress shirt

Matches his teal book cover.

Subliminal plug?

My affirmation?

I'm too smart for my job and

Too cool for this talk.

Bad cover art shows

Pink people of all races.

Colorblind my world.

Not quite 10 a.m.,

Seventh haiku of the hour -

Haiku = survival.

Really have to pee

See no easy escape route -

Symbolic problem.

Frank's California

Orange tree analogy

Barb Walters question

Between this talk and

Tonight's Bush-Kerry debate -

Can't wait for blog time!

Support staff I'm not

Scholar lost among cattle

And I won't say "moo."

If I am cattle,

I've been behaving quite well

In this china shop.

Ex-monk from Detroit,

Then Brooklyn, now southern Cal.

He lectures on time.

"What's your phone number?

"Don't really want to know - just

"Doing what I'm told."

Sudafed drowsy

Frank says it's OK to nap...

Hm, sleep or coffee?

Frustrated women

Bottle-blonde secretaries

Talk office software

"Change your attitude!"

"If there's junk, get rid of it!"

"Delegate!" Gag me.

"Why to Read This Book"

Takes up the first ten chapters

Why should I read those?

It's been bugging me

All day whom he resembles -

Wait! It's Gene Wilder!

"Archiving has been

"Delegated," he asserts.

Throw the books away.

Procrastination:

"Maybe is a closet no."

Fear the fear itself.

What Can I Do, They Wanted to Diversify!

2004-08-25T20:26:00.000-05:00

When I started the time honored (what? a month?) tradition of haiku during inservice, my teacher table mates went to some other forms. I hope you will forgive as they fall into the spirit of bored poetry...and they are stinking funny!

Michael Reggio
Always gets the point. God
bless his shiny suit.

The table candy.
Way more mints than Tootsie Rolls.
Where's the chocolate!?

The Master Schedule
Who's in charge of this nightmare??
Not our Dr. E!!

The three palace whores

(nickname given to the PCW committee heading triune of power)
all get up and leave at once.
They are IMPORTANT.

This one's for the History dept chair...
Trav'ling 'round the world,
buying Hard Rock shirts to wear.
Neil is so urbane.

...and when my friend Beth said "Hi" to him...
"So, how are you, Neil?"
"I am hung over real bad."
AP King!! All Hail!!!

When table snacks go bad...
"Let's build a snack fort!"
Chex Mix and Diet Cokes
hide us from Forget

(Dr. Mark Forget, mercenary presenter. He actually was good, but geez!)

Anaolgy of Lizard Brains...
Simple Lizard Brain!
Lizard debate---won't see it!
...much like a Freshman.

Lizards lack brains.
Die, Lizard, under my foot!
Brains? Overrated.
(Beth Whipple, original 216 hound)

...then we left Haiku.

If a group needs to learn to teach reading,
then their progress in rooms is impeding.
'Cause thier butts are so tired
and on caffiene they're wired
that they have little chance of succeeding.

There once was a teacher named Mikey,
his suit, it was ever so shiny.
But his heart was so kind
and great was his mind
that we loved him from top unto hiney!

Students at the building...
scoping
planning
decorating
marking
preparing.

Teachers at the Express Center...
eating
weeping
stressing
being
decaying.

Such is inservice.

To Keep Momentum and Increase Blog Morale

2004-08-21T22:42:00.000-05:00

...just call me Cincinnatus of the Haiku Blog world (and it IS a small world, after all). I got these from here.

HAIKU FOR GEORGE W. BANANA

our monkey country

needs a strong monkey leader

to make monkey war

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Reading poetry

Means you just can't afford the

'V' in poverty

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Monkey Haiku #1-

Monkey falls from tree

Stapled to the first monkey

Second monkey falls

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Monkey Haiku #2-

Second monkey falls

Yet down comes third monkey

Peer pressure they say

2004-08-18T17:29:00.000-05:00

Oh! Bureaucracy!
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One For The PCW Master Schedule...

2004-08-18T17:26:00.000-05:00

I messed up the pic/haiku combo, but I know you will forgive.

Oh! Bureaucracy!

The sticky red of your tape

gives me big dry heaves.

All I want is one stinking English class...and the perfect cheer...and to toss back a few in 216. Maybe that is a lot.

Last scraps of Boston haiku

2004-08-15T22:51:00.000-05:00

Just so you know, my notes show the Vontz invokes The Willharris 5 times in his lecture.

No one calls him "Will".

Willharris mantra spoken,

It's truly a cult.

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"No sex, just orphans"

Roy's Shaker story wears on...

please bowl alone, Roy.

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From my ankles down

are Fred Flintstone slabs of feet.

Ah! So ladylike!

workshop day, without workshop commentary

2004-08-14T22:45:00.000-05:00

As long as we have

One Richard or the other

The hounds are all set.

Monkey drink at Kamp's,

Moo shu as it ought to be -

More than civics luv.

Bulging muscular

Displays of strength and balance;

We watch from the couch.

blog out the funk.

2004-08-09T22:43:00.000-05:00

Fingers flat, not curved

Mash the keys into playing

Music still comes out.

Forgotten verses

Bitten out of me by gnats

Now flying away.

Birthday cake, Bolton -

Moment out of "Office Space"

Pieces of flair hung.

Meditate on Skaggs:

"If democracy is faith,

"Then civics is love."

Joe v. Volcano -

Feeling a "brain cloud" coming...

Hypochondriac?

Fight unfocusedness...

Channel thoughts through ref'rences

Only way they stick.

Wonder to myself -

Depeche Mode in the workplace

Might not be proper.

Monkey monkey monkey---Day 3

2004-08-09T16:16:00.000-05:00

Connecticut coach--
"Our school:too small for football"
Again, I'm not home!

I was smart and wrote,
"Eventually, the monkey will type Shakespeare".
Who's the monkey now??

John Patrick speaks with
no peripheral vision.
Questions? From corners.

Oh! The waffle bar!
I loves your starchy goodness!
Your syrup warms my soul!

Consoled by the carbs
I press. No day can be bad
when waffles are served.

Government branches,
woven like a basket. Tight.
Genius Framer cats.

Blogging in from Boston--Unit One Haiku

2004-08-07T12:02:00.000-05:00

Cannon is here
deep in historic thought.
He's never alone.

David Shafer stands
arms in rapper stance, "We be
governing ourselves."

Locke:" Who shall be judge?"
"The hands of justice are weak"
Can't all be heros.

Right of Rev'lution
Overthrow Sandra Stoske!
Vote the rascal out!!

Northern Ginger Ale
with crisp decaf bubbles.
I know I'm not home.

If it isn't fresh, it isn't legal

2004-08-06T19:35:00.000-05:00

Pardon the cooption of Legal Seafood's catch phrase, but it seems appropriate with Jennifer's trip to Boston. So here you are, some new legal haiku's.

Judge Gaston gives us a 5-7

"I'll accept your plea,

what does the state recommend?"

Table talk at bench...

Actually Written in a Courtroom, While an Angry Defendant Sneered at Me

Words penned in courtroom

Haiku on council table

Special Docket verse

What's in her pocket?

Prosecutor probes her coat

Seek, and ye shall find...

SiteMeter gives Poetry

2004-08-05T15:20:00.000-05:00

Anglea Mayou.
Two found this blog with that search.
Love that Carolyn!

maintain blogging energy

2004-08-04T23:02:00.000-05:00

Friends' Vacation Pix

Read the green kiosk:

Pancake storage unit? No,

Purchase sticker here.

Illinois designed

Power poles of great beauty

They noticed them too

She rearranged words
Cutting out a syllable
Did not share haiku.

Blonde's Roses
Secret admirer?
Both too naive to call him
Stalker that he is.

The Day's Highlight

Move your SUV!

Show in the governor's car,

Henry gives thumbs-up!

Fun With Meth Education!

2004-08-04T16:22:00.000-05:00

Speech Teacher Nightmare,
attorney's diction, real bad!
Karina--fix mic!

Now! On DVD!!
See Meth Training Gone Wild!
(there will be no free samples)

"He gives her the meth, then he owns her"
Ladies loves meth cooks!
Forget jewels...cook up some meth!
"Now I own you, bitch!"

Meth cook, alpha male
Not about the Benjamins,
Who's your meth daddy??

and a random thought about my drug of choice...
Coca cola burn
I cannot find with diet,
you will be missed, friend.

2004-08-03T22:52:00.000-05:00

A tale of addiction in honor of meth awareness, will see you tomorrow! Have a notepad and we can post another mega entry!
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tuesday, misc.

2004-08-03T22:19:00.000-05:00

Reflections on a Blog

Seventeen postings,

Over sixteen hundred words -

Just syllables count.

More on Drugs

Crank, crink, croak, crypto

(Sound cooler to your dealer)

Working man's cocaine

Jen, ask your students -

"Tick Tick"? "Granulated Orange"?

This sound "street" to you?

The suburban kids

Take to calling Sweet & Low

"Rat Killa'." Sound cOoL?

We to the P

Project Citizen,

Municipal involvement -

What you did not give.

From beneath a pile

Voter registration form

Missed the election.

Unmarked hundreds of

Canary sample ballots

Reuse, recycle

meth series - first installment

2004-08-03T08:37:00.000-05:00

"Stove top," "cinnamon"

Innocent girl creating

Anti-drug word search.

2004-08-02T23:49:00.000-05:00

Then boredom led me here. There are more where this came from.
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Important Quote

2004-08-02T23:29:00.000-05:00

Boredom has led me to follow the Blogger generated ads to the "Haiku for Jews" site where I found this quote:

There is no subject whateverthat is not fit for haiku. - Basho

I don't know who Basho is, but I am pretty sure he has a ribbon hanging from a spiral somewhere.

My Friday in Seventeen Syllables

2004-08-01T22:50:00.000-05:00

At 7:30
ignition clicks, batt'ry dead
panicked Wal Mart trip

I love dad, really.
Ssssllllooooowwww changer of my batt'ry
but love him, I do.

Today I endure
Twenty Four presentations
Power Point gone wrong

Silver Intel man,
Proof I endured the Uck-oh...
that and the laptop.

Today as I sit,
"I heart dorks" sticker falls out.
Oh! How I miss PACE!

Don't teach your lesson!
We all passed second grade
and we just don't care

Why, your web page sings!
But must it make so much noise?
Let us read your stuff.

So much of this stuff
will never leave your CD.
We're all laptop whores.

"I have no standards",
he says. And then I wonder...
Does he speak of PASS?

Level three girl says,
"What is the number for that site?"
Yeah, it's number four.

Then I present, ever vigilant
"The buttons go bold"
I said, mousing over...
daring her to laugh.

Sara, my seat mate and instructor, writes her first haiku in 18 years.
Aussie guy talks cool!
Sure wish I was at the pool.
Rhyming haiku, cool!

My take on the same event
John goes on for twelve minutes.
An Aussie accent or not,
I want to go home!

Presentation time!
Must kill your electronics!
Blank monitor hell.

Didn't you have to test to get in this class?
You have a degree!?
"Shortcut is on the desktop."
Oh my, holy crap.

Sara and the conflict of new motherhood...
Sara on the phone
vibrating pocket scares her
so she answers it!

Gavin on the phone??
Phone calls from a six month old?
Vibrating pocket.

Is this a problem?
Power Point with no music?
I. Minimalist.

One sided brochure?
You have not enough content...
and Jill shakes her head.

Presentation from a private school teacher
God writes our PASS skills,
Jesus too. Religion class
answers not to state.

Prolly my favorite of the day
The Times New Roman
default font we loathe the most.
Please go to Arial.

Anticipating the Meth party at the bar...
Karina says, "There
are no free samples of meth,
just the bar coffee."

Confetti Rainfall

2004-07-29T22:02:00.000-05:00

Bye bye, podium.

You go away ev'ry time.

Hello, citrus tie!

more seventeens.

2004-07-29T21:38:00.000-05:00

Legal Intern Verse

Fax to Juanita:

"Hey baby, what's your last name?

"Love, D.A.'s Office"

Dem Convention Stream

Scrolling across screen,

"A Stronger America"

Kerry's chin of steel.

Red tie looks too pink

I know he wants to seem "hip"

But that goes too far.

Born in the West Wing

"Tell me about your childhood"

Wife's cold ambition

Edwards' trophy wife -

Oh wait, no, that's his daughter!

Yes, they're from the South...

Johnny the Second

Would someone switch him back on?

Robot frozen face.

Wishing it were he,

Supportive as Jesse gets

For white nominee.

So cold, red lined lips,

She'll put the white suit away

After Labor Day.

List of also-rans,

Did he leave anyone out?

Poor Lyndon LaRouche!

Just to see...

2004-07-29T21:28:00.000-05:00

Adding SiteMeter

for I am also webgeek.

Track Deserted Blog.

Some from last night...

2004-07-29T10:39:00.000-05:00

Keaton of the pen

says he hates haiku...

yet comments in verse.

The nerd girl phone call,

politics and silliness.

Hmmm...we're not 13?

"What step are we on!?",

apple-wearer imlplores me.

I am laptop whore.

My Dem Convention Thoughts

So not a speech kid,

is John Edwards chewing gum!?

We value diction.

They all wear red ties,

did I miss some kind of law?

Last line escapes me.

It is just three of us.

2004-07-28T08:28:00.000-05:00

This is bad, but my ability is slipping with every day in a lab with elementary teachers. Yesterday, we spent an hour making a ball bounce in flash!

A prophet...not known

in his hometown. Our genius,

one day realized.

looking much too serious.

2004-07-27T19:33:00.000-05:00

Just a couple - some from tonight, some buildup from the last few days. I restrained myself and left out a really bad one about possibly recovering the couch... KRH.

Scotch Rocks!

Teddy Kennedy,

Sober at the convention?

Someone booze him up!

Arsenic & Kitchen Crumbs

Sorry, little ant,

But in my house, you must die.

You and all your friends.

John Green Is Just Two

Crossword reminder

Of John Green's bad, bad, bad jokes...

"Why is it cargo?"

Can I Vote for that Clinton Fellow?

Former president

Getting vaguely Biblical...

"Here is he, send him!"

Ted Missed the Party

Seven-eleven

Turn off NPR for gas.

Quiet, drunken clerk.

I returned to the DA's office after a week away, and was inspired...

2004-07-26T17:15:00.000-05:00

So many cases

set for August jury trial...

"Get 'em while they're HOT!"

Motion to expunge...

but no record can be found

Double for nothing?

Rule 8 Jury Trial?

That's a hearing with twelve ears.

We won't hear of it!

Crazy attorney:

Point 2-0, 10 months deferred?

NEVER! Gloves come off...

Now For One On The Pains Of Being Home Again

2004-07-26T13:04:00.000-05:00

"A Rehnquist backpack!?"

Dad mocks my PACE thermos gift.

...Life apart from the "Hounds".

"my iron star birthday... with Galileo's after... will begin at six"

2004-07-25T22:43:00.000-05:00

Galileo's

Theft by deception,

Sticky-fingered attorney.

Sticky from Skittles.

Shop at the Mardel!

Their money goes to Jesus -

Straight up to heaven.

Mom calls for Branson -

Blessings of obedience.

Shoji Tabuchi!

Towel dispenser say:

"Beautiful in winter words."

The one stall fits all.

Storytelling

There's a Save-a-Lot

Around the corner it lies

With its gilded man

The gilded man said,

"She's up for Jerry at 10."

Pitbull with the runs.

We gotta go there.

We've been many times before.

"Joe" for the fifth time!

Maybe I Missed Something?

A marketplace of

Religious freedom? Which is

Your constitution?

Trickle-down freedom

Seems like capitalism

Gone horribly wrong.

Ronald Reagan dead.

Optimism has its place;

Freedom's no given.

Leave for one hour -

Too much heat, and come back to

Weird right-wing moment.

Leah Farish speaks;

I'm reliving the nineties -

High-school "Time Out" friends.

You can have no clubs!

At first I heard her saying

You can have no clothes.

Overheard snippet:

"It's not about religion!"

What else is it, then?

Kamp's Alternate Ending, or This Is How I Had It, Jennifer

Placebo coffee?

Placebo coffee is five!

I just wrote haiku!

Like a Chicago Song, or Only the Beginning

We hug in our group.

I love looking at earrings.

And now, we go home.

moe haiku from pace... and though i prefer kitties... i'm missing the hounds

2004-07-25T21:54:00.000-05:00

Haiku for Kamp's boy:

Breakfast brings beauty

Kamp's boy, hair flowing, fills cups.

Fill my eyes, Kamp's boy.

Pretty boy angel,

Fill my coffee cup for me.

Fantasy for free.

Haiku for John Green (not the PC energy czar):

To have done so much

And have so little to say

Keeps me from my lunch.

Round and round and round

We go; saying very little

Better to have nap

Haiku for Betz and/or Jennifer's Epiphany:

My age has screwed me

Hope brings crash of mind and soul

Young mid-life crisis

Moving many times

Has many benefits but

Memories are lost

Haiku for Room 216, Banning Hall:

Adult intelligent talk

I don't know if I can go back

To sports and small talk

Do you want to drink?

Why not? What is to stop me?

In room two one six.

Twist-off bottlecap

Smirnoff Twisted Cranberry

Have another one.

Hounds of the Haiku,

Come for a comic moment

Of diversity.

E to the D

Learned French with comics

Marxist? And Wisconsinite...

Ed fascinates me.

Musings on a PACE Favorite

Carolyn Matthews:

Exactly five syllables.

I just can't say more.

Eventually,

The monkey will type Shakespeare.

Carolyn speaks jazz.

General Session Haiku

"Housekeeping issues!"

Karina is on the mic.

"Papers to turn in!"

Hypnotic deep voice

I must lean forward in chair

So not to be soothed.

Seeing Richard's shirt,

Looking at the waves makes me

Think I might wake up.

Still in the "Anger" Stage

I see no Hope in

"Education Services."

I want my markers!

A Gnostic, Not Agnostic

He does talk to me

Is sleeping coming this way?

Now good night to all.

On Opala's Placecard

Sorry, but it's not

Czecholslovakia, Liz -

World of summer change.

Fingers matching words

Jennifer's words almost same

Gypsies, tramps, and theives

Table One says,

"Justice Opala sits here."

No chicken dinner.

Thursday

Another morning

Empty-coffee-urn slurp noise

Something I'm dreading

Haiku hounds Thursday

Over the over the hump

Counting syllables

JET Torrence, Soul Man

"It's unfair to slap

"A piece of paper and pen

"Into someone's hand."

I saw the Congo

And the white man did not see

Dead poet's reference

Angela Mayou?

And again, I just don't know

Whether I should laugh.

I get M&M's

Hearing Woody Guthrie's song

Through the break-room door

B&N Cafe

The Barnes and Noble Series

These are not so good:

I'm serving them up

Seven syllables on tap

Drawing forth the words.

Suspended sentence:

Violate probation not!

You will be released.

Folded easel pad.

Harmony: four hundred large;

Hope: she ain't got none.

9:43 pm

Ladies room is where?

I'm going to the bathroom.

Be back soon will I.

Dude, don't check my work!

But how would Yoda say it?

"My work check do not."

Cheyenne poets say:

Go to liquid talking place!

Pow wow with our words.

Best of the B to the N

This is my nerd camp

Darias and t-shirt twins;

Monkeys turn me on.

Wal-Mart Fluorescents' Brainfade

How safe is your food?

What's the proper spelling of

The not-so-dumb blonds?

Wal-Mart monkey mug.

What's a Roma garage sale?

Twelve-time hand-me-downs.

Irony defined:

The Roma use typewriters,

But they can't use stairs.

Root canal road trip

How big is that bandana?

Did the best I can.

Because You Can't, You Won't, and You Don't Stop

I have a problem.

I am naturally speaking

In seven and five.

"Well, you're in trouble

"When you start dreaming this crap."

Unconscious lyric.

Global Perspectives

Haiku for Slovak

I believe we scared him off.

Oh yes, it matters.

Everywhere the same

Wal-Mart all around the world

A global loathing

epilogue

2004-07-25T14:17:00.000-05:00

My sick web facination has driven me to install a blog stat thing-y. Wondering if this phenom is just the Hendersons and I. Miss you all already, if being co dependant on good talk is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

Karina, did we ever write this one down? I can't remember the last line, so I rewrote.

Placebo Coffee...

Placebo Coffee is five!

Haiku drips and perks.

If you are reading this and are not Brady or Karina, comment.

New Haiku For You You You!!

2004-07-23T17:21:00.000-05:00

Your anger with me

is merely a failure to

realize my genius

The best of all days

Carolyn's clothes have no stain

laugter in large group.

Spinster Elder Care:

Cats eat my cold, dead body

Call Kevorkian

Marred flesh. Bitten patch.

I got a bug bite indoors!?

Ouch! That's gotta hurt!

Erich's prideful head

big for American hats.

God save us, indeed.

Freakish Brainiac

How dumb do you think we are?

Boys! Bust out the Locke!

First Batch of Haikus...very good they may not be...but like them we do

2004-07-22T23:08:00.000-05:00

To Erich, with Love

Beads are not for speed

Those unsportsmanlike Slovaks

God bless U.S.A.

Corn goes with Pasta

and that wasn't potato...

Dark chicken no spice

Prison starch in caf'

leaves me in wonder and awe.

Color of the meat?

Awakenings

Plosives pop the mic,

my post lunch coma is gone

voice that sooths is death

Jennifer Owens:

A staff-development whore

No-loan birthday gift

Haiku for Paid Student Loans...

Ten years, long, slow, pay

ends with dime more at month's end

Sallie Mae--Farewell!

Power Point

If we can get this

Without you or the slideshow

One of you must go

The Trinity

Swiss army knife God...

worshipping your many blades

all of them holy

Ode to the Electra, Texas Goat Barbeque

Goat: that's good eatin'!

Satiated with goat meat,

from Texas I drive

Sweet Misery

Markers were stolen,

Can't sit next to my husband--

at least there's pizza!

Questions come at noon

Boring talk has no place

I must walk and streth

The I-94

Glad I am a citizen,

I lose paper crap!

Vance says "pleece-man"

condensing of syllables...

hmm... could be a hound?

Miguel highlights Locke

And he says I'm Will Harris?

Look deeper within...

Gold bag walks to front

Speaker continues to talk...

No more questions, please!

No child left behind?

The emporor has no clothes!

"Try to do your best! :)"