Studio 575

Not The Best, But There's a Google Bomb Afoot

2005-03-25T19:35:00.000-06:00

Oklahoma Baptist University

Critical Thinking...
we don't so much do that now.
God Bless OBU.

One For The Team...

2005-03-15T23:54:00.000-06:00

Hey, Google, It's the
The Jerusalem Prayer Team!
Not the one you think.

fancy day with legislators

2004-11-18T22:04:00.000-06:00

Newly elected
Handing out their business cards
Campaign pic with wife

Disgraced OK rep -
Out of office (and prison)
Money taken, runs

News Channel 4 piece
Pile of singles dumped from tote
Greenback stack of shame

Mourn a Loss and Comment in Haiku

2004-11-15T20:07:00.000-06:00

Old Dirty Bastard,
once named Big Baby Jesus,
gone. And Wu Tang weeps.

ODB has passed,
once named Dirt McGirt.
What must his teeth be worth?

To My Princpal, Seen On The Interstate Scarfing Fries

2004-11-04T19:04:00.000-06:00

First my principal lays bare her fears, then Beth sees her on the highway shoving fries in her piehole (fryhole?), then Nancy writes not just Haiku, but a suite of them...

Size six I now am

Tomorrow a size fourteen

French fries on the sly.

High school principal

Much stress from students, teachers

French fries on the sly.

French fries on the sly

Much stress from students, teachers

Too fat for my clothes.

If It's Training, It Must Be Haiku!

2004-10-26T19:56:00.000-05:00

...or YMCA without Village People

I'm still Jennifer
no matter how many times
I circle round room

Peppy Y people
handshaking is religion
ice breakers...good lord

Finger fencing key
play the defense until you
jump in his weak spot

Thats not grape candy
deceptive dark table candy
I make vomit face

I have a fan club
Dallas grrls write "Jen is cool!"
Aim high, grrls, higher.

Haiku on the palm
they say "Hey, that's pretty neat!"
...so nothing's private.

I train much better
with Starbuck's and a thick robe.
I love you, Westin.

Can you hear COPPA
and NOT think of Manilow?
Wow. "They fell in love".

The arctic Westin
frigid meetings, cozy rooms.
I miss the bathrobe!

The capri season
has rudely come to an end
and no pants fit me.

Gap clothed Y trainers
all sound like Fargo to me
I sound like Hee Haw!

Mighty Med-ya Mike
Walks hunched up to the laptop
dang wireless hookup!

He's Spencer Bonnie
Peppiest trainer around,
Spencer IS Bonnie.

Holiday With A Monkey

2004-10-23T22:20:00.000-05:00

Halloween Costume?
What is a monkey to wear!?
This link shall tell you.

time to manage posting!

2004-10-06T22:01:00.000-05:00

From a time management seminar I had to attend last week. Run by a guy named Frank. Yeah. Suddenly, the haiku, it was a-flowin'...

Time management talk

60 steps to better work

Use "buddy system!"

Garfunkel afro:

"Help me into history!"

"Looking for converts."

Fake sand-colored tan,

Matching sand-colored hair -

California Frank.

His teal green dress shirt

Matches his teal book cover.

Subliminal plug?

My affirmation?

I'm too smart for my job and

Too cool for this talk.

Bad cover art shows

Pink people of all races.

Colorblind my world.

Not quite 10 a.m.,

Seventh haiku of the hour -

Haiku = survival.

Really have to pee

See no easy escape route -

Symbolic problem.

Frank's California

Orange tree analogy

Barb Walters question

Between this talk and

Tonight's Bush-Kerry debate -

Can't wait for blog time!

Support staff I'm not

Scholar lost among cattle

And I won't say "moo."

If I am cattle,

I've been behaving quite well

In this china shop.

Ex-monk from Detroit,

Then Brooklyn, now southern Cal.

He lectures on time.

"What's your phone number?

"Don't really want to know - just

"Doing what I'm told."

Sudafed drowsy

Frank says it's OK to nap...

Hm, sleep or coffee?

Frustrated women

Bottle-blonde secretaries

Talk office software

"Change your attitude!"

"If there's junk, get rid of it!"

"Delegate!" Gag me.

"Why to Read This Book"

Takes up the first ten chapters

Why should I read those?

It's been bugging me

All day whom he resembles -

Wait! It's Gene Wilder!

"Archiving has been

"Delegated," he asserts.

Throw the books away.

Procrastination:

"Maybe is a closet no."

Fear the fear itself.

What Can I Do, They Wanted to Diversify!

2004-08-25T20:26:00.000-05:00

When I started the time honored (what? a month?) tradition of haiku during inservice, my teacher table mates went to some other forms. I hope you will forgive as they fall into the spirit of bored poetry...and they are stinking funny!

Michael Reggio
Always gets the point. God
bless his shiny suit.

The table candy.
Way more mints than Tootsie Rolls.
Where's the chocolate!?

The Master Schedule
Who's in charge of this nightmare??
Not our Dr. E!!

The three palace whores

(nickname given to the PCW committee heading triune of power)
all get up and leave at once.
They are IMPORTANT.

This one's for the History dept chair...
Trav'ling 'round the world,
buying Hard Rock shirts to wear.
Neil is so urbane.

...and when my friend Beth said "Hi" to him...
"So, how are you, Neil?"
"I am hung over real bad."
AP King!! All Hail!!!

When table snacks go bad...
"Let's build a snack fort!"
Chex Mix and Diet Cokes
hide us from Forget

(Dr. Mark Forget, mercenary presenter. He actually was good, but geez!)

Anaolgy of Lizard Brains...
Simple Lizard Brain!
Lizard debate---won't see it!
...much like a Freshman.

Lizards lack brains.
Die, Lizard, under my foot!
Brains? Overrated.
(Beth Whipple, original 216 hound)

...then we left Haiku.

If a group needs to learn to teach reading,
then their progress in rooms is impeding.
'Cause thier butts are so tired
and on caffiene they're wired
that they have little chance of succeeding.

There once was a teacher named Mikey,
his suit, it was ever so shiny.
But his heart was so kind
and great was his mind
that we loved him from top unto hiney!

Students at the building...
scoping
planning
decorating
marking
preparing.

Teachers at the Express Center...
eating
weeping
stressing
being
decaying.

Such is inservice.

To Keep Momentum and Increase Blog Morale

2004-08-21T22:42:00.000-05:00

...just call me Cincinnatus of the Haiku Blog world (and it IS a small world, after all). I got these from here.

HAIKU FOR GEORGE W. BANANA

our monkey country

needs a strong monkey leader

to make monkey war

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Reading poetry

Means you just can't afford the

'V' in poverty

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Monkey Haiku #1-

Monkey falls from tree

Stapled to the first monkey

Second monkey falls

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Monkey Haiku #2-

Second monkey falls

Yet down comes third monkey

Peer pressure they say

2004-08-18T17:29:00.000-05:00

Oh! Bureaucracy!
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One For The PCW Master Schedule...

2004-08-18T17:26:00.000-05:00

I messed up the pic/haiku combo, but I know you will forgive.

Oh! Bureaucracy!

The sticky red of your tape

gives me big dry heaves.

All I want is one stinking English class...and the perfect cheer...and to toss back a few in 216. Maybe that is a lot.

Last scraps of Boston haiku

2004-08-15T22:51:00.000-05:00

Just so you know, my notes show the Vontz invokes The Willharris 5 times in his lecture.

No one calls him "Will".

Willharris mantra spoken,

It's truly a cult.

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"No sex, just orphans"

Roy's Shaker story wears on...

please bowl alone, Roy.

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From my ankles down

are Fred Flintstone slabs of feet.

Ah! So ladylike!

workshop day, without workshop commentary

2004-08-14T22:45:00.000-05:00

As long as we have

One Richard or the other

The hounds are all set.

Monkey drink at Kamp's,

Moo shu as it ought to be -

More than civics luv.

Bulging muscular

Displays of strength and balance;

We watch from the couch.

blog out the funk.

2004-08-09T22:43:00.000-05:00

Fingers flat, not curved

Mash the keys into playing

Music still comes out.

Forgotten verses

Bitten out of me by gnats

Now flying away.

Birthday cake, Bolton -

Moment out of "Office Space"

Pieces of flair hung.

Meditate on Skaggs:

"If democracy is faith,

"Then civics is love."

Joe v. Volcano -

Feeling a "brain cloud" coming...

Hypochondriac?

Fight unfocusedness...

Channel thoughts through ref'rences

Only way they stick.

Wonder to myself -

Depeche Mode in the workplace

Might not be proper.

Monkey monkey monkey---Day 3

2004-08-09T16:16:00.000-05:00

Connecticut coach--
"Our school:too small for football"
Again, I'm not home!

I was smart and wrote,
"Eventually, the monkey will type Shakespeare".
Who's the monkey now??

John Patrick speaks with
no peripheral vision.
Questions? From corners.

Oh! The waffle bar!
I loves your starchy goodness!
Your syrup warms my soul!

Consoled by the carbs
I press. No day can be bad
when waffles are served.

Government branches,
woven like a basket. Tight.
Genius Framer cats.

Blogging in from Boston--Unit One Haiku

2004-08-07T12:02:00.000-05:00

Cannon is here
deep in historic thought.
He's never alone.

David Shafer stands
arms in rapper stance, "We be
governing ourselves."

Locke:" Who shall be judge?"
"The hands of justice are weak"
Can't all be heros.

Right of Rev'lution
Overthrow Sandra Stoske!
Vote the rascal out!!

Northern Ginger Ale
with crisp decaf bubbles.
I know I'm not home.

If it isn't fresh, it isn't legal

2004-08-06T19:35:00.000-05:00

Pardon the cooption of Legal Seafood's catch phrase, but it seems appropriate with Jennifer's trip to Boston. So here you are, some new legal haiku's.

Judge Gaston gives us a 5-7

"I'll accept your plea,

what does the state recommend?"

Table talk at bench...

Actually Written in a Courtroom, While an Angry Defendant Sneered at Me

Words penned in courtroom

Haiku on council table

Special Docket verse

What's in her pocket?

Prosecutor probes her coat

Seek, and ye shall find...

SiteMeter gives Poetry

2004-08-05T15:20:00.000-05:00

Anglea Mayou.
Two found this blog with that search.
Love that Carolyn!

maintain blogging energy

2004-08-04T23:02:00.000-05:00

Friends' Vacation Pix

Read the green kiosk:

Pancake storage unit? No,

Purchase sticker here.

Illinois designed

Power poles of great beauty

They noticed them too

She rearranged words
Cutting out a syllable
Did not share haiku.

Blonde's Roses
Secret admirer?
Both too naive to call him
Stalker that he is.

The Day's Highlight

Move your SUV!

Show in the governor's car,

Henry gives thumbs-up!

Fun With Meth Education!

2004-08-04T16:22:00.000-05:00

Speech Teacher Nightmare,
attorney's diction, real bad!
Karina--fix mic!

Now! On DVD!!
See Meth Training Gone Wild!
(there will be no free samples)

"He gives her the meth, then he owns her"
Ladies loves meth cooks!
Forget jewels...cook up some meth!
"Now I own you, bitch!"

Meth cook, alpha male
Not about the Benjamins,
Who's your meth daddy??

and a random thought about my drug of choice...
Coca cola burn
I cannot find with diet,
you will be missed, friend.

2004-08-03T22:52:00.000-05:00

A tale of addiction in honor of meth awareness, will see you tomorrow! Have a notepad and we can post another mega entry!
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tuesday, misc.

2004-08-03T22:19:00.000-05:00

Reflections on a Blog

Seventeen postings,

Over sixteen hundred words -

Just syllables count.

More on Drugs

Crank, crink, croak, crypto

(Sound cooler to your dealer)

Working man's cocaine

Jen, ask your students -

"Tick Tick"? "Granulated Orange"?

This sound "street" to you?

The suburban kids

Take to calling Sweet & Low

"Rat Killa'." Sound cOoL?

We to the P

Project Citizen,

Municipal involvement -

What you did not give.

From beneath a pile

Voter registration form

Missed the election.

Unmarked hundreds of

Canary sample ballots

Reuse, recycle

meth series - first installment

2004-08-03T08:37:00.000-05:00

"Stove top," "cinnamon"

Innocent girl creating

Anti-drug word search.

2004-08-02T23:49:00.000-05:00

Then boredom led me here. There are more where this came from.
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