fancy day with legislators

Newly elected
Handing out their business cards
Campaign pic with wife

Disgraced OK rep -
Out of office (and prison)
Money taken, runs

News Channel 4 piece
Pile of singles dumped from tote
Greenback stack of shame

Mourn a Loss and Comment in Haiku

Old Dirty Bastard,
once named Big Baby Jesus,
gone. And Wu Tang weeps.

ODB has passed,
once named Dirt McGirt.
What must his teeth be worth?

To My Princpal, Seen On The Interstate Scarfing Fries

First my principal lays bare her fears, then Beth sees her on the highway shoving fries in her piehole (fryhole?), then Nancy writes not just Haiku, but a suite of them...

Size six I now am

Tomorrow a size fourteen

French fries on the sly.

High school principal

Much stress from students, teachers

French fries on the sly.

French fries on the sly

Much stress from students, teachers

Too fat for my clothes.