To My Princpal, Seen On The Interstate Scarfing Fries

First my principal lays bare her fears, then Beth sees her on the highway shoving fries in her piehole (fryhole?), then Nancy writes not just Haiku, but a suite of them...

Size six I now am

Tomorrow a size fourteen

French fries on the sly.

High school principal

Much stress from students, teachers

French fries on the sly.

French fries on the sly

Much stress from students, teachers

Too fat for my clothes.