What Can I Do, They Wanted to Diversify!
When I started the time honored (what? a month?) tradition of haiku during inservice, my teacher table mates went to some other forms. I hope you will forgive as they fall into the spirit of bored poetry...and they are stinking funny!
Michael Reggio
Always gets the point. God
bless his shiny suit.
The table candy.
Way more mints than Tootsie Rolls.
Where's the chocolate!?
The Master Schedule
Who's in charge of this nightmare??
Not our Dr. E!!
The three palace whores
Michael Reggio
Always gets the point. God
bless his shiny suit.
The table candy.
Way more mints than Tootsie Rolls.
Where's the chocolate!?
The Master Schedule
Who's in charge of this nightmare??
Not our Dr. E!!
The three palace whores
(nickname given to the PCW committee heading triune of power)
all get up and leave at once.
They are IMPORTANT.
This one's for the History dept chair...
Trav'ling 'round the world,
buying Hard Rock shirts to wear.
Neil is so urbane.
...and when my friend Beth said "Hi" to him...
"So, how are you, Neil?"
"I am hung over real bad."
AP King!! All Hail!!!
When table snacks go bad...
"Let's build a snack fort!"
Chex Mix and Diet Cokes
hide us from Forget
all get up and leave at once.
They are IMPORTANT.
This one's for the History dept chair...
Trav'ling 'round the world,
buying Hard Rock shirts to wear.
Neil is so urbane.
...and when my friend Beth said "Hi" to him...
"So, how are you, Neil?"
"I am hung over real bad."
AP King!! All Hail!!!
When table snacks go bad...
"Let's build a snack fort!"
Chex Mix and Diet Cokes
hide us from Forget
(Dr. Mark Forget, mercenary presenter. He actually was good, but geez!)
Anaolgy of Lizard Brains...
Simple Lizard Brain!
Lizard debate---won't see it!
...much like a Freshman.
Lizards lack brains.
Die, Lizard, under my foot!
Brains? Overrated.
(Beth Whipple, original 216 hound)
...then we left Haiku.
If a group needs to learn to teach reading,
then their progress in rooms is impeding.
'Cause thier butts are so tired
and on caffiene they're wired
that they have little chance of succeeding.
There once was a teacher named Mikey,
his suit, it was ever so shiny.
But his heart was so kind
and great was his mind
that we loved him from top unto hiney!
Students at the building...
scoping
planning
decorating
marking
preparing.
Teachers at the Express Center...
eating
weeping
stressing
being
decaying.
Such is inservice.
Anaolgy of Lizard Brains...
Simple Lizard Brain!
Lizard debate---won't see it!
...much like a Freshman.
Lizards lack brains.
Die, Lizard, under my foot!
Brains? Overrated.
(Beth Whipple, original 216 hound)
...then we left Haiku.
If a group needs to learn to teach reading,
then their progress in rooms is impeding.
'Cause thier butts are so tired
and on caffiene they're wired
that they have little chance of succeeding.
There once was a teacher named Mikey,
his suit, it was ever so shiny.
But his heart was so kind
and great was his mind
that we loved him from top unto hiney!
Students at the building...
scoping
planning
decorating
marking
preparing.
Teachers at the Express Center...
eating
weeping
stressing
being
decaying.
Such is inservice.
posted by Haiku Master at 8:26 PM
2 Comments:
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